i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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