Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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