I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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