South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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