do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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