so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
