there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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