the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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