forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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