I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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