Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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