I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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