haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Nicole vs. Life
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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