ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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