Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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