I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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