well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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