It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Im part way to drunk.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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