he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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