I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We're too hungover to prance.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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