Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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