I just pynch a tree in the face
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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