Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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