i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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