ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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