Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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