My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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