omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
