He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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