You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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