is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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