The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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