We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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