Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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