can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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