Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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