he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Success! We fucked roommates!
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