I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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