just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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