her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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