Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Let's paint friendship bongs
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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