You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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