Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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