we're blogging at a bar
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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