I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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