do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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