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If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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