So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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