bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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