And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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