Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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