Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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