how can u be prego again
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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