how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I love you. Go after that dick
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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