these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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